The Gospel According to Mark (W.)

Overheard:

Avril: Do you want to know what my parents were going to name me if they didn't think of Avril?

Us: What?

Avril: Darlene! Can you IMAGINE? Me? As a Darlene?

Me: You are so not a Darlene.

Avril: Is ANYONE a Darlene?

Mark: (deadpan) Darlene is a perfectly fine name…if you're born when you're 40.*

*We all fall over laughing at this.

Note: it's AY-vril. Not AV-ril.