father’s day

For Father's Day, The Boy gave J. coupons.

They were:

One free me making dinner for you and you get to pick what it is.
(keeping in mind my specialties are grilled cheese and ichiban)

One free "Yo! Go get me something!"

One free "Where the *$#& is the remote" find.

One free grass cutting.*

One free accent of your choice. Circle one:

Russian George W. Bush Beatles or Czech (very close to Russian)

 

* It should be noted that our grass takes approximately 8 hours to cut.