a charming little shithole

My old friend J.Po has been looking for a house in Regina for the last several months. He emailed me today with photos he's grabbed from MLS of homes that he has been considering.

These images and comments are used with his (and my) permission.



J.Po: A dog in a hot tub time machine

Lise: What I like about this is the DEVIL FACE off to the right. I really like it. With the dog in the hot tub time machine, it's just so welcoming.




J.Po: Pooping… with some creepy guy watching

Lise: Mmm. New poop smell. And the dog is all like, "some privacy, please!"




J.Po: Let me out!

Lise: They put the baby in here with me when they go to the bar.




J.Po: Awesome… just what I wanted a house with a F’ing wagon wheel

Lise: Awww...Don’t hate the chuckwagons! Besides getting yourself shot in a dusty saloon, Chuckwagons are the most nostalgic and wild wild western way to die!




J.Po: It would be nice if they mopped up a bit…. Or maybe that is stained into the floor.

Lise: F*CK ME. I got nothing.

In closing, I would like to thank Regina's Real Estate Community, and especially the listing agents of these properties for doing so. I would also like to thank MY Real Estate agent {Betty Lou Gaudette RE/MAX Crown Real Estate Ltd. Call(306) 789-7666 for all of your Real Estate needs!} for being exceedingly glamorous, smelling soooo nice EVERY TIME WE SEE HER, and because she would rather DIE IN AN UNFORTUNATE CHUCKWAGON INCIDENT than take post a photo of one of her properties with a DOG POOPING IN IT.