The Most Amazing (Secret) Scrambled Egg Recipe, courtesy of The Girl

Ingredients:

8 eggs
1.5 tsp *************
2 tsp ********** ****
1 pinch ***** ****
1 pinch ******* ******
2 tbsp ******

Instructions:

1. Get eggs out of fridge.
2. Crack them.
3. Put in secret ingredients.
4. Mix it all together.
5. Put some milk in.
6. Cook them using top secret cooking method that may or may not include enough ****** to singlehandedly block an artery.

***** and ****** to taste.

Serves 4.

The End.